{"product_id":"just-try-poison","title":"If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness – Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you can’t kill them with kindness… just try poison.” 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those days when kindness just isn’t getting the job done!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky tote bag features a fabulous retro-style woman holding a mixing bowl and spoon, surrounded by the hilarious “If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness – Just Try Poison” quote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its vintage-inspired artwork and wicked sense of humour, this bag is perfect for shopping, carrying everyday essentials or giving as a funny gift to someone who appreciates a little dark humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Approximately 35cm wide × 30cm high\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign: Retro woman with humorous quote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColour: Natural\/cream with black, red and warm-toned design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyle: Reusable tote bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade with care by Shazzatastic Creations. ❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs each item is handmade, slight variations may occur, making every bag a little unique.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shazzatastic Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52976264839349,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/7417\/0037\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_0d1af6d9-14ae-44d7-ae4d-315aefcdcc28.png?v=1787641699","url":"https:\/\/shazzatasticcreations.com.au\/products\/just-try-poison","provider":"Shazzatastic Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}